100 Funny Christmas Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Looking for a fun Christmas activity that gets kids laughing, talking, and debating their answers? These 100 Christmas Would You Rather Questions for Kids are packed with silly scenarios, ridiculous choices, Christmas magic, and plenty of holiday humor for kids ages 8–10.

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Whether you’re a babysitter planning a Christmas break activity, a parent looking for screen-free holiday fun, or a teacher who needs an easy Christmas classroom game, these questions are a simple way to keep kids entertained.

From choosing between a sneezing reindeer and a giggling Christmas tree to deciding whether you’d rather eat a gingerbread house or ride a sled pulled by penguins, there are plenty of funny choices to spark conversations.

The best part? No supplies or preparation are needed. Just read the questions aloud and let the Christmas debates begin!

How to Play Christmas Would You Rather

Christmas Would You Rather is an easy game to play at home, in the classroom, at a holiday party, or while babysitting. All you need is a list of questions and kids who are ready to make some tough (and hilarious) decisions.

Here are a few ways to play:

• Take turns answering: Read each question aloud and have everyone explain which option they would choose.
• Pick a side: Have kids move to one side of the room for option A and the other side for option B.
• Guess your friends’ answers: Before someone answers, let the other players guess which option they will pick.
• Make it a Christmas party game: Use the questions as an icebreaker during a holiday party or Christmas gathering.
• Add a silly challenge: Anyone who chooses the less popular answer has to do a funny Christmas dance or make a reindeer sound.

There are no right or wrong answers. The fun comes from hearing everyone’s reasoning and discovering just how differently people think!

100 Christmas Would You Rather Questions for Kids

These funny Christmas questions are designed with elementary-age kids in mind. They include silly Christmas food, Santa and his elves, winter adventures, magical powers, presents, and ridiculous holiday situations.

Santa and the North Pole

1. Would you rather have Santa accidentally deliver 100 live penguins to your house or 100 tiny dancing elves?
2. Would you rather drive Santa’s sleigh but have to steer with your feet or fly it backward all night?
3. Would you rather have Santa live in your attic for a week or have 50 elves sleep in your bedroom?
4. Would you rather be in charge of Santa’s naughty list or have to explain to Santa why every kid wants a different toy?
5. Would you rather have Santa’s laugh every time you sneeze or say “Ho, ho, ho!” every time you sit down?
6. Would you rather help Santa deliver presents to 1,000 houses or wrap 10,000 presents by yourself?
7. Would you rather have Santa accidentally wear your pajamas or make you wear his giant red boots for a week?
8. Would you rather spend a day at the North Pole where everything is made of candy or where everything is made of squishy toys?
9. Would you rather be able to see Santa whenever you want but never talk to him or talk to him once but never see him?
10. Would you rather discover that Santa’s workshop runs on bubble gum or that his sleigh runs on Christmas cookies?

Reindeer and Elves

11. Would you rather have a pet reindeer that eats your homework or an elf that rearranges your bedroom every night?
12. Would you rather have antlers that grow one inch every day in December or ears that wiggle whenever Christmas music plays?
13. Would you rather ride a reindeer to school or have an elf deliver you in a giant gift box?
14. Would you rather have a reindeer that hiccups glitter or one that sneezes snowballs?
15. Would you rather work in the elf toy-testing department or be the official taste-tester for the North Pole cookie factory?
16. Would you rather have an elf follow you everywhere and narrate what you do or have a reindeer follow you and judge your outfits?
17. Would you rather race Rudolph through a snowstorm or race an elf who has roller skates?
18. Would you rather have a reindeer that thinks it’s a dog or an elf who thinks he’s a reindeer?
19. Would you rather wear elf shoes that squeak with every step or a hat with bells that ring whenever you lie down?
20. Would you rather teach the reindeer to do tricks or teach the elves to dance like robots?

Christmas Food: Delicious or Disgusting?

21. Would you rather eat pizza shaped like a Christmas tree or spaghetti shaped like candy canes?
22. Would you rather have to eat a whole gingerbread house or drink a giant mug of hot chocolate with no marshmallows?
23. Would you rather have a candy cane that tastes like pickles or a Christmas cookie that tastes like broccoli?
24. Would you rather have marshmallows as big as pillows or a chocolate chip cookie as big as your bedroom door?
25. Would you rather eat only Christmas cookies for a day or only candy canes for a day?
26. Would you rather have hot chocolate that makes your tongue turn blue or eggnog that makes your burps sound like jingle bells?
27. Would you rather have a gingerbread man that runs away when you try to eat it or a gingerbread house that rebuilds itself every time you take a bite?
28. Would you rather dip your Christmas cookies in ketchup or put mustard on your gingerbread house?
29. Would you rather have a Christmas dinner made entirely of desserts or a Christmas dessert made entirely of vegetables?
30. Would you rather eat a giant gummy bear that tastes like Brussels sprouts or a tiny candy cane that tastes like garlic?

Christmas Presents and Surprises

31. Would you rather open one enormous present that contains 100 tiny presents or 100 tiny presents that contain one enormous surprise?
32. Would you rather get a present wrapped in 50 layers of tape or one wrapped in a giant knot of Christmas ribbon?
33. Would you rather receive a toy that talks nonstop or a toy that follows you around everywhere?
34. Would you rather unwrap a present and find a live chicken or find a robot that copies everything you do?
35. Would you rather have every present you open make a loud fart noise or play “Jingle Bells” at maximum volume?
36. Would you rather have a mystery present that you can never shake or a present that keeps changing its shape?
37. Would you rather get a giant box filled with packing peanuts or a tiny box containing a very loud singing hamster?
38. Would you rather have all your presents wrapped in newspaper or wrapped in so much glitter that it follows you for a year?
39. Would you rather get a present from Santa that you can’t open until next Christmas or one that you have to share with your entire class?
40. Would you rather receive a mystery gift from a reindeer or let an elf choose all your presents for a year?

Christmas Decorations Gone Wrong

41. Would you rather have a Christmas tree that grows one foot taller every night or one that shrinks one foot every morning?
42. Would you rather have Christmas lights that flash every time you talk or ornaments that giggle whenever someone walks past?
43. Would you rather have a Christmas tree decorated entirely with socks or entirely with toilet paper?
44. Would you rather have a giant inflatable Santa that follows you around the yard or a snowman decoration that changes positions every night?
45. Would you rather have tinsel for hair for a week or a glowing red nose until New Year’s Day?
46. Would you rather have a Christmas tree that smells like pizza or a wreath that smells like stinky cheese?
47. Would you rather decorate your house with 500 tiny Santas or one Santa the size of a refrigerator?
48. Would you rather have a Christmas tree that sings opera or one that tells embarrassing jokes every hour?
49. Would you rather have Christmas lights that only work in the shape of your name or ornaments that change color whenever you blink?
50. Would you rather have to untangle a mountain of Christmas lights or hang 1,000 ornaments without breaking a single one?

Snow Days and Winter Break

51. Would you rather have snow that tastes like cotton candy or snowflakes that turn into tiny snowmen when they land?
52. Would you rather build a snowman that comes alive or a snow fort with a secret slide into your kitchen?
53. Would you rather have snow boots that make you jump five feet into the air or mittens that make everything you touch freeze?
54. Would you rather sled down a hill made of ice cream or ski down a mountain made of marshmallows?
55. Would you rather have a snowball fight with 100 snowmen or build a snow fort while 100 penguins try to help?
56. Would you rather have snow that squeaks like a dog toy or snow that glows in the dark?
57. Would you rather be stuck inside during a snowstorm with no screens or stuck outside with a talking snowman who won’t stop singing?
58. Would you rather have an igloo made of candy or a snow castle with a working chocolate fountain?
59. Would you rather have a snow day that lasts one month or winter break that lasts one extra week but you have to wear a reindeer costume every day?
60. Would you rather ride a sled pulled by penguins or a giant polar bear who thinks he’s a puppy?

Christmas Magic and Superpowers

61. Would you rather be able to shrink small enough to ride inside a Christmas ornament or grow as tall as a Christmas tree?
62. Would you rather make it snow candy canes for five minutes or make it rain tiny wrapped presents for one minute?
63. Would you rather teleport to the North Pole or have the ability to freeze time for ten minutes every Christmas Eve?
64. Would you rather be able to talk to Christmas trees or understand what every present is before opening it?
65. Would you rather turn invisible whenever you wear red or fly whenever you wear green?
66. Would you rather have a magic stocking that produces any snack you want or a magic sleigh that takes you anywhere?
67. Would you rather make every snowman you build come alive or make every gingerbread cookie sing?
68. Would you rather have the power to wrap any object instantly or untangle any knot with one touch?
69. Would you rather have a magic Christmas sweater that changes patterns every minute or socks that let you walk on ceilings?
70. Would you rather be able to rewind Christmas morning by five minutes or fast-forward through every boring moment of December?

Christmas Morning Chaos

71. Would you rather wake up at 3 a.m. on Christmas morning or not be allowed to open presents until 8 p.m.?
72. Would you rather have your family open presents while wearing dinosaur costumes or while speaking in pirate voices?
73. Would you rather have every present you open be the size of a car or the size of a grain of rice?
74. Would you rather have your Christmas morning breakfast cooked by an elf who has never seen food before or a reindeer who thinks everything should contain carrots?
75. Would you rather have to sing a Christmas carol before opening each present or do ten jumping jacks after opening each one?
76. Would you rather have your entire family swap bedrooms on Christmas Eve or swap shoes on Christmas morning?
77. Would you rather have a Christmas morning where everything is upside down or where everyone has to walk backward?
78. Would you rather have your presents hidden in 20 different rooms or have to solve 20 riddles to find them?
79. Would you rather have a Christmas morning snowball fight indoors with soft snowballs or a wrapping-paper fashion show with your family?
80. Would you rather have a Christmas morning where your dog opens every present first or where your cat sits inside every gift box?

Christmas Animals and Silly Creatures

81. Would you rather have a penguin as your Christmas party guest or a polar bear as your Christmas dinner guest?
82. Would you rather have a dog that barks “Merry Christmas” or a cat that sings “Jingle Bells”?
83. Would you rather have a tiny dragon that breathes warm cinnamon air or a unicorn that poops glittery snowflakes?
84. Would you rather have 20 squirrels decorate your Christmas tree or 10 raccoons wrap all your presents?
85. Would you rather have a reindeer that tells terrible jokes or a penguin that challenges you to dance battles?
86. Would you rather have a hamster that runs Santa’s workshop or a goldfish that manages the naughty-and-nice list?
87. Would you rather have a talking snowman as your best friend or a Christmas elf who can read your mind?
88. Would you rather have a polar bear that knits you sweaters or a penguin that builds you snow forts?
89. Would you rather have a flock of tiny flying reindeer that follow you everywhere or one giant reindeer that insists on sitting on your couch?
90. Would you rather have a Christmas dinosaur that decorates with its tail or a giant hamster that delivers presents in its exercise ball?

Ridiculous Christmas Challenges

91. Would you rather wear a Christmas sweater that plays music whenever you move or shoes that jingle loudly with every step?
92. Would you rather spend an entire day talking like Santa or walking like a penguin?
93. Would you rather have to wrap every object in your bedroom for Christmas or put a Santa hat on every object in your house?
94. Would you rather have to say “Merry Christmas” before every sentence or end every sentence with “Ho, ho, ho”?
95. Would you rather have your hair turn green every December or your nose glow red every time someone says “Christmas”?
96. Would you rather dance like a reindeer every time you hear a bell or freeze like a snowman whenever someone says “snow”?
97. Would you rather have to wear a giant inflatable Christmas costume to school or wear elf shoes that squeak in every quiet room?
98. Would you rather have a Christmas stocking that follows you around or a candy cane that appears in your pocket every time you sit down?
99. Would you rather be in charge of decorating the entire North Pole with only stickers or build Santa’s sleigh using only cardboard and tape?
100. Would you rather have the funniest Christmas ever but no presents or the most presents ever but have to spend the whole day speaking like a robot?

Fun Ways to Use These Christmas Questions With Kids

These Christmas Would You Rather questions are more than just a way to pass the time. They can get kids talking, encourage creative thinking, and make ordinary moments feel a little more festive.

Here are a few ways to use them throughout December.

During babysitting: Keep the list handy for a screen-free activity after school, on a snow day, or during Christmas break. Let the kids take turns picking a question.

At a Christmas party: Read questions aloud while kids wait for food, play games, or take a break from opening presents. Choose the silliest answers and let everyone explain their choices.

In the classroom: Use one question as a morning meeting activity, a classroom brain break, or a fun way to get students talking before a holiday lesson.

During family time: Ask a few questions at dinner, during a long car ride to see family, or while decorating the Christmas tree.

As a writing prompt: Have kids choose their favorite question and write a few sentences explaining their answer. For an extra challenge, ask them to invent a funny third option.

More Christmas Activities for Kids

Want to keep the Christmas fun going? Pair these questions with other easy activities that kids can enjoy at home, at school, or while babysitting.

• Christmas word searches: Give kids a festive puzzle to solve independently or with a friend.
• Christmas scavenger hunts: Hide seasonal objects around the house and challenge kids to find them.
• Christmas coloring and drawing activities: Let kids design their dream Christmas tree, invent a new reindeer, or draw the world’s strangest present.
• Christmas party games: Combine Would You Rather with charades, holiday trivia, or a Christmas guessing game.

Mixing a few different activities together is an easy way to plan an entire afternoon of Christmas fun without relying on screens.

Save These 100 Christmas Would You Rather Questions

If you’re planning Christmas activities for kids ages 8–10, save this list so you can come back to it throughout the holiday season.

These funny Christmas Would You Rather questions are easy to use at home, during babysitting, in the classroom, or at a holiday party. With 100 silly choices to work through, you can play a few at a time or turn the list into a longer Christmas game.

Which question would your kids find the funniest? Pick a few favorites and let the Christmas debates begin!

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