100 Funny Squishy Would You Rather Questions for Kids

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Looking for funny squishy would you rather questions that will make kids laugh? If your kids love NeeDoh, mystery dumplings, mochi squishies, stress balls, and all things squishy, they’re going to love this game!

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These 100 squishy would you rather questions are packed with ridiculous choices, weird squishy superpowers, mystery toy disasters, and hilarious situations that might make kids rethink their entire squishy collection. Would you rather have a squishy that screams every time you squeeze it or one that whispers your embarrassing secrets? What about a mystery dumpling that secretly collects other dumplings?

Whether you’re a babysitter looking for a screen-free activity, a parent planning a playdate, or a teacher searching for a fun brain break, this list is an easy way to keep kids entertained.

Grab your favorite squishy toys, gather your friends, and get ready to make some very difficult decisions!

How to Play Squishy Would You Rather

The best part about this would you rather game is that you don’t need any supplies. You can play anywhere, anytime, with or without actual squishy toys.

1. Read a question aloud. Take turns choosing a question from the list of 100.
2. Pick your answer. Everyone must choose one of the two options, even when both choices are ridiculous!
3. Explain your reasoning. Let kids defend their choices. The explanations can be even funnier than the questions.
4. Get your squishies involved. If you have the toys handy, let kids demonstrate their answers with their favorite NeeDohs, mystery dumplings, or stress balls.
5. Challenge your friends. See who can come up with the funniest explanation or invent an even weirder would you rather question.

You can also turn the questions into a competitive game using the 10 squishy game ideas below. These variations are perfect for babysitting, sleepovers, rainy afternoons, birthday parties, road trips, and snowy winter days.

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100 Funny and Weird Squishy Would You Rather Questions

Squishy Toy Nightmares

1. Would you rather have every squishy you squeeze make a fart noise or have every squishy you drop scream, “I HAVE FALLEN!”?
2. Would you rather wake up to find that all your squishies have switched faces or that they have all switched colors?
3. Would you rather accidentally sit on your favorite squishy and flatten it forever or watch your little brother use it as a chew toy for his imaginary dog?
4. Would you rather have a squishy that smells like old socks or one that smells like a hundred bananas left in a hot car?
5. Would you rather discover that your squishy collection has been secretly judging your outfits or rating your dance moves?
6. Would you rather have your squishies whisper your embarrassing secrets or loudly announce your search history every time you squeeze one?
7. Would you rather have a squishy that runs away every time you try to grab it or one that follows you around like a clingy puppy?
8. Would you rather find a mysterious bite mark on every squishy you own or discover tiny footprints leading away from your squishy shelf?
9. Would you rather have a squishy that screams when you squeeze it or one that laughs uncontrollably when you try to sleep?
10. Would you rather have all your squishies turn into potatoes for 24 hours or have them all turn into tiny versions of your principal?

NeeDoh and Squishy Obsessions

11. Would you rather squeeze your favorite NeeDoh for 24 hours straight or never be allowed to squeeze it again?
12. Would you rather own the rarest NeeDoh in the world but never touch it or own 500 ordinary NeeDohs you can squeeze whenever you want?
13. Would you rather have a NeeDoh that gets bigger every time you squeeze it or one that shrinks until it fits inside your nose? (You are not allowed to put it there!)
14. Would you rather have your NeeDoh make a perfect pancake shape every time you squeeze it or turn into a tiny cube?
15. Would you rather have a mystery dumpling that contains a tiny surprise every time you squeeze it or one that changes its facial expression?
16. Would you rather have a NeeDoh that can read your mind or one that can control your mind and make you crave broccoli?
17. Would you rather trade your entire squishy collection for one legendary NeeDoh or keep your collection but never get another new squishy?
18. Would you rather have your favorite squishy become a real pet that needs feeding or a robot that follows you everywhere and tells terrible jokes?
19. Would you rather have a squishy that becomes extra sticky when you lie or one that turns bright orange whenever you are embarrassed?
20. Would you rather have to explain your entire squishy collection to an alien or convince your teacher that your squishy is a necessary school supply?

Gross but Hilarious Squishy Questions

21. Would you rather squeeze a squishy that feels exactly like cold spaghetti or one that feels like a wet sponge full of pudding?
22. Would you rather have a squishy that smells like stinky cheese or one that smells like sweaty sneakers after gym class?
23. Would you rather find a squishy shaped like a giant booger or one shaped like a giant earwax blob?
24. Would you rather have a squishy that burps every time you squeeze it or one that hiccups every time you put it down?
25. Would you rather have to name a squishy after your last sneeze or name one after the last thing you ate?
26. Would you rather have a squishy that makes a toilet-flushing sound or one that makes an enormous stomach-growling sound?
27. Would you rather have to carry a giant squishy shaped like a nose for a week or wear a squishy shaped like a giant toe as a hat?
28. Would you rather have your squishy collection smell like gym socks every Tuesday or sound like a toilet plunger every Friday?
29. Would you rather squeeze a squishy that looks like a giant pimple or one that looks like a hairy eyeball?
30. Would you rather have a squishy that squirts imaginary slime every time you squeeze it or one that pretends to sneeze on you?

Ridiculous Squishy Superpowers

31. Would you rather be able to turn your homework into squishies or turn your chores into squishies?
32. Would you rather make any food squishy for one day or make every object in your bedroom bounce like a stress ball?
33. Would you rather teleport into the world’s biggest squishy store or have the world’s biggest squishy store teleport into your backyard?
34. Would you rather have a squishy that does all your homework but gets every third answer wrong or one that does your chores but complains the entire time?
35. Would you rather be able to summon one giant squishy whenever you sneeze or summon 100 tiny squishies whenever you hiccup?
36. Would you rather turn invisible whenever you squeeze a blue squishy or fly whenever you squeeze a pink one?
37. Would you rather have the power to make your squishies talk or make them dance like backup dancers in a music video?
38. Would you rather be able to freeze time for five minutes by squeezing a squishy or rewind the last ten seconds by squishing a dumpling?
39. Would you rather have a squishy that can find lost money or one that can find the snacks your family hides from you?
40. Would you rather be crowned the ruler of all squishies or become the world’s first professional squishy detective?

Mystery Dumpling Disasters

41. Would you rather open a mystery dumpling and find 100 tiny dumplings inside or discover that the dumpling is somehow bigger on the inside?
42. Would you rather have a mystery dumpling that changes its face every time you blink or one that stares at you while you sleep?
43. Would you rather discover a mystery dumpling that looks exactly like your teacher or one that looks exactly like your pet?
44. Would you rather have a mystery dumpling that tells you tomorrow’s lunch menu or predicts which sock you will lose next?
45. Would you rather have every mystery dumpling in the world show up at your house at midnight or have them all disappear for a year?
46. Would you rather open a mystery squishy box and find a tiny crown for every finger or a pair of sunglasses for your elbow?
47. Would you rather own a mystery dumpling that changes into a different animal every morning or one that becomes a different food every night?
48. Would you rather have a mystery dumpling that knows all the gossip at school or one that knows every secret hiding spot in your house?
49. Would you rather get a mystery squishy that is the size of a grape but weighs as much as a refrigerator or one that is the size of a refrigerator but weighs nothing?
50. Would you rather discover that your mystery dumpling has been secretly collecting other mystery dumplings or that it has started a tiny dumpling band?

Squishy School Shenanigans

51. Would you rather have your teacher use a giant squishy as the classroom whiteboard eraser or use tiny squishies as math counters for the rest of the year?
52. Would you rather have your backpack filled with 50 squeaky squishies or have your shoes replaced with two giant squishies on test day?
53. Would you rather have your squishy answer every question in class before you can or have it raise its hand to ask the teacher for extra homework?
54. Would you rather have your desk turn into a giant squishy during a test or have your chair slowly turn into a squishy while you sit on it?
55. Would you rather have to give a five-minute presentation about why your favorite squishy is famous or interview your squishy in front of the entire school?
56. Would you rather have your squishy accidentally become class president or have it win the school spelling bee without knowing how to spell anything?
57. Would you rather have to bring a giant squishy to school picture day or have a tiny squishy stuck to your forehead in every school photo?
58. Would you rather have your squishy do your morning announcements in a robot voice or lead the entire school in a squishy-themed dance?
59. Would you rather have your teacher confiscate your favorite squishy for a week or have your squishy become the teacher’s favorite student?
60. Would you rather have your squishy get a better report card than you or have it get detention for something you did?

Squishy Food Fails

61. Would you rather have a giant donut squishy that follows you around asking for sprinkles or a pizza squishy that keeps demanding extra cheese?
62. Would you rather have a squishy ice cream cone that melts into a puddle of pretend slime or a squishy taco that sneezes out imaginary salsa?
63. Would you rather have a squishy shaped like a pickle that tells terrible jokes or one shaped like a hot dog that sings opera?
64. Would you rather have a squishy hamburger with 100 layers or a squishy pancake stack taller than your bedroom door?
65. Would you rather have a squishy that looks like your favorite snack but smells like broccoli or one that looks like broccoli but smells like cookies?
66. Would you rather have a squishy cupcake that screams “EAT ME!” or a squishy cookie that begs you to put it back in the jar?
67. Would you rather have a squishy banana that slips away every time you grab it or a squishy watermelon that rolls after you like a bowling ball?
68. Would you rather have a squishy boba tea that makes bubble sounds or a squishy donut that giggles every time you poke it?
69. Would you rather have a squishy pizza slice that grows a new topping every day or a squishy sandwich that changes fillings every time you blink?
70. Would you rather have a squishy that looks exactly like your lunch or one that looks exactly like the food your sibling refuses to eat?

Squishy Best Friend Problems

71. Would you rather let your best friend choose your next 10 squishies or let your squishies choose your next best friend?
72. Would you rather have to trade your favorite squishy for a week or let your best friend give every squishy you own a ridiculous name?
73. Would you rather have your best friend squeeze every squishy before you get to or have them reorganize your entire collection by how suspicious each toy looks?
74. Would you rather compete against your best friend in a squishy squeezing contest or a mystery squishy guessing contest?
75. Would you rather have a squishy that copies everything your best friend says or one that repeats everything you say five seconds later?
76. Would you rather let your best friend decorate your rarest squishy or let them choose a ridiculous outfit for you to wear to a squishy party?
77. Would you rather have to share one giant squishy with five friends or give every friend one tiny squishy that looks exactly like a raisin?
78. Would you rather have your best friend secretly replace all your squishies with potatoes or have them replace every potato in your kitchen with squishies?
79. Would you rather start a squishy club where everyone has to speak in squeaky voices or one where everyone must give their squishies dramatic backstories?
80. Would you rather have a squishy that always agrees with your best friend or one that argues with absolutely everything you say?

Dream Squishy World

81. Would you rather live in a castle made entirely of giant squishies or on an island covered in tiny squishy toys?
82. Would you rather slide down a mountain of squishy pancakes or jump into a swimming pool filled with giant stress balls?
83. Would you rather have a squishy bedroom where the walls bounce or a bathroom where the bathtub is one giant NeeDoh?
84. Would you rather ride a giant squishy dragon to school or travel in a squishy limousine driven by a gummy bear?
85. Would you rather have a squishy treehouse that grows new toys every day or a squishy spaceship that travels to a planet made of slime?
86. Would you rather spend one night in a giant squishy castle guarded by gummy bears or in a squishy jungle full of dancing dinosaurs?
87. Would you rather have a squishy trampoline that launches you into space or a squishy slide that takes you directly to the candy store?
88. Would you rather own a squishy amusement park with 100 rides or a squishy zoo where every animal is a different sensory toy?
89. Would you rather have a squishy robot that builds you a new playroom every day or a squishy genie that grants three squishy-related wishes?
90. Would you rather go on a date to a fancy squishy restaurant with a talking dumpling or have a tea party with 100 tiny squishy aliens?

Impossible Squishy Choices

91. Would you rather give up all your squishies for a year in exchange for one wish or keep your collection forever but never squeeze another one?
92. Would you rather have every squishy you own become your exact height or have every squishy become so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them?
93. Would you rather have your squishies follow you everywhere singing your least favorite song or have them all wear tiny sunglasses and silently judge you?
94. Would you rather be able to squeeze only with your elbows for a day or have to wear oven mitts every time you touch a squishy for a week?
95. Would you rather have a squishy that grows louder every time you squeeze it until the whole neighborhood can hear it or one that gets smaller until it disappears?
96. Would you rather have to explain to a scientist why your squishy is your best friend or convince an alien that a NeeDoh is an important human invention?
97. Would you rather have your squishies organize a surprise birthday party for you that goes completely wrong or plan a treasure hunt where every clue leads to another squishy?
98. Would you rather have a squishy that changes into a different object every time you blink or one that randomly announces a new name for you every hour?
99. Would you rather find out that your entire squishy collection is secretly alive or discover that you are the only person in the world who can hear squishies talk?
100. Would you rather have unlimited squishies for the rest of your life but every single one makes a chicken noise or own just one perfect squishy that tells the funniest jokes in the world?

10 Squishy Would You Rather Games to Play With Kids

Want to make these funny squishy would you rather questions even more fun? Turn them into an actual game! These ideas work for babysitting days, sleepovers, birthday parties, summer afternoons, and snowy winter days.

1. Guess My Answer: The Pool Game

This is a fun summer game for kids who love a little suspense!

What you need:

• Squishy would you rather questions
• A pool
• At least two players

How to play:

1. One person becomes the question master and secretly decides which answer they would choose for each question.
2. The other players take turns answering what they think the question master would pick.
3. If they guess correctly, they stay dry. If they guess incorrectly, they get to choose a splash challenge, such as jumping into the pool or completing a silly poolside challenge.
4. Switch roles so everyone gets a turn asking questions and choosing answers.

For extra fun, let the question master keep a straight face while everyone tries to figure out what they’re thinking!

Safety tip: Never push someone into a pool or surprise them into the water. Let each player choose to enter the pool voluntarily, with an adult supervising and everyone following pool safety rules.

2. Five in a Row: Squishy Champion

Can you guess someone’s answers five times in a row? This game is perfect for a little friendly competition.

What you need:

• Squishy would you rather questions
• Two or more players
• A scorekeeper, if you want one

How to play:

1. Choose one player to be the answer master.
2. Everyone else takes turns guessing which option that person would choose.
3. Each correct guess earns one point toward a streak.
4. Get five correct answers in a row, and you become the next question master!
5. Get one wrong, and your streak starts over.

You can also play in teams, with everyone working together to guess the answer master’s choices.

3. Squishy Treasure Circle

This game is perfect for a rainy afternoon, a snow day, or a squishy-themed sleepover. Everyone starts with their own collection of squishies, but one wrong guess could cost them a favorite!

What you need:

• At least five squishies per player
• An empty basket to put in the middle of the circle
• Your squishy would you rather questions

How to play:

1. Have everyone sit in a circle and give each player five squishies to start. Place an empty basket in the middle.
2. Choose one player to be the answer master. Everyone else will try to guess which option that person would choose.
3. Take turns reading a would you rather question aloud. Each player guesses the answer they think the answer master would pick.
4. If you guess correctly, you keep your squishies. If you guess incorrectly, you must put one of your squishies into the basket in the middle.
5. Keep playing, taking turns as the answer master so everyone gets a chance to ask questions.
6. Once someone runs out of squishies, they can still participate by guessing answers, but they no longer have any squishies to lose.
7. When the game ends, everyone keeps the squishies they have left. The player with the most squishies wins!

Make it more interesting: Add a rare or extra-special squishy to the basket before you start. The winner gets first pick from the basket at the end, or you can let everyone draw one mystery squishy if there are enough to go around.

Babysitter tip: To give everyone a chance to make a comeback, let players earn one squishy back from the basket after getting three correct answers in a row.

4. Snow Hill Would You Rather Challenge

When winter arrives, take your would you rather game outside! This version combines silly questions with a little snowy adventure.

What you need:

• A safe, snow-covered hill
• A sled
• A list of would you rather questions
• Winter clothes and boots

How to play:

1. Choose a player to be the question master.
2. The other players take turns guessing which answer the question master would choose.
3. If they guess correctly, they earn a point and get to choose their next challenge.
4. If they guess incorrectly, they complete a silly snow challenge before the next turn. OR, they get pushed down the hill on a sled.

Here are a few fun snow challenges:

• Make the funniest snow angel possible.
• Build a tiny snowman in one minute.
• Walk down the hill like a penguin.
• Make a snowball and aim it at a designated target.
• Do your best snowman impression.

Want to add a hill challenge? Let players take turns sliding down a designated, clear, gentle sledding hill after a wrong answer. Use appropriate sledding equipment, keep the path clear, and have an adult supervise.

5. Snowball Streak Challenge

This game is perfect for kids who love competing to see how long they can keep a winning streak going.

What you need:

• Would you rather questions
• Snowballs made from clean snow, or soft indoor snowballs
• A bucket or target

How to play:

1. One player asks a question, and the other player guesses which answer they would choose.
2. Each correct guess earns a point.
3. After five correct guesses in a row, the player earns the title of Snowball Champion and gets to ask the next round of questions.
4. If they guess incorrectly, their streak resets.
5. For an extra challenge, let the winner attempt to toss a soft snowball into a bucket from a marked line.

You can keep track of points to crown an overall champion at the end.

6. Indoor Snow Day Squishy Showdown

Too cold to play outside? Bring the competition indoors! This version is great for babysitters looking for an easy activity that doesn’t require much preparation.

What you need:

• A pile of squishies
• Would you rather questions on a phone or printed paper
• A bowl or basket

How to play:

1. Sit in a circle and put the squishies in the middle.
2. Pass the phone or question list around the circle.
3. The player holding it reads a question aloud.
4. Everyone else tries to guess which answer that player would choose.
5. Anyone who guesses correctly earns a point. The reader gets a point for every player who guesses incorrectly.
6. After everyone has had a turn, the player with the most points wins.

For a squishy-themed twist, award one squishy to the round’s winner. If you want everyone to collect toys, use the Squishy Treasure Circle rules instead.

7. Squishy Grab Bag Guessing Game

This is a fun game for kids who love mystery toys!

What you need:

• A bag or pillowcase
• Several squishies
• Your would you rather questions

How to play:

1. Put several squishies inside a bag without showing everyone what’s inside.
2. A player reaches into the bag and feels one squishy without looking.
3. Before pulling it out, they answer a would you rather question and explain their choice.
4. If they correctly guess what the designated answer master would choose, they get to keep the squishy for the game.
5. If they guess incorrectly, the squishy goes back into the bag.

Keep playing until everyone has had a turn. For a simpler version, let players keep their squishies until the end and then return them to the collection.

8. Squishy Would You Rather Relay Race

If you have a group of energetic kids, turn the questions into a team game!

What you need:

• Squishy toys
• A list of questions
• Two teams and a start line

How to play:

1. Divide everyone into two teams.
2. Place a pile of squishies at the opposite end of the playing area.
3. Read a would you rather question and ask one player from each team to guess what the question master would choose.
4. A correct guess earns that team a squishy from the pile.
5. An incorrect guess means the player returns to their team without a squishy, and the next players take their turns.
6. Continue until the pile is empty or time runs out.

The team with the most squishies wins!

For indoor play, keep the playing area clear and have players walk instead of run.

9. The Great Squishy Snow Day Tournament

Can’t decide which game to play? Combine several into one tournament!

Set up three rounds:

• Round One: Guess My Answer. Players earn points by correctly predicting the question master’s choices.
• Round Two: Squishy Treasure Circle. Correct guesses help players protect their squishies, while incorrect guesses send one to the basket.
• Round Three: Snow Day Challenge. Players complete a silly winter challenge after a wrong guess.

Keep a running score throughout the tournament. At the end, crown a Squishy Champion, a Best Guesser, and the Most Creative Player.

This is a great way to keep kids entertained during a long snow day or a squishy-themed birthday party.

10. Make Up Your Own Squishy Rules!

The best thing about would you rather games is that you can change the rules to fit your group.

Try adding these twists:

• Give players bonus points for the funniest explanation.
• Let the winner choose the next question.
• Add a mystery squishy prize.
• Let kids invent their own ridiculous questions.
• Create a silly challenge for every three wrong answers.
• Have everyone predict the answer before the question master reveals their choice.

The possibilities are endless, and you can play these games with the same 100 questions over and over without needing to prepare anything new.

Whether you’re playing beside the pool in summer, building snowmen in winter, or sitting in a circle surrounded by squishies, these games turn a simple list of questions into a memorable activity for kids.

More Fun Squishy Activities for Kids

If your kids love these funny squishy would you rather questions, there are plenty of other ways to turn their favorite toys into a fun activity!

Squishy Toy Scavenger Hunt: Hide squishy toys around the house and challenge kids to find them using clues. This is a great activity for babysitting afternoons, playdates, or squishy-themed parties.

Get the free printable Squishy Toy Scavenger Hunt here!

Squishy Toy Word Search: Give kids a themed word search filled with fun words related to squishies and their favorite toys. It’s an easy, quiet activity for home or the classroom.

Get the free printable squishy toy word searches here!

Squishy Collection Challenge: Ask kids to sort their toys by color, size, shape, or texture. For an extra challenge, see who can create the funniest squishy display.

Make Your Own Giant Squishy: Try a DIY giant squishy project for a hands-on activity kids can enjoy with adult supervision.

Learn how to make an unpoppable giant squishy here!

Frequently Asked Questions About Squishy Would You Rather Questions

What are squishy would you rather questions?

Squishy would you rather questions are a conversation game where players choose between two funny or unusual situations involving squishy toys. They can include questions about NeeDoh, mystery dumplings, textures, collecting, and imaginary squishy superpowers.

How do you play would you rather with kids?

Read a question aloud and have everyone choose one of the two options. Encourage kids to explain their answers and compare their choices. You can play in a group, take turns asking questions, or make up new questions as you go.

What squishy toys can you use for this game?

You can use NeeDoh toys, mystery dumplings, mochi squishies, stress balls, food-shaped squishies, animal squishies, or any other squishy toys you have at home.

Are these squishy questions good for birthday parties?

Yes! These questions make a fun icebreaker for squishy-themed birthday parties, sleepovers, and playdates. Read them aloud, let guests vote on their favorite answers, or use them between other party games.

Can you play without owning squishy toys?

Absolutely! No toys or supplies are required. Just read the questions aloud and let everyone use their imagination.

Save These Funny Squishy Questions for Later!

Keep this list handy for your next playdate, babysitting day, sleepover, or squishy-themed birthday party. With 100 funny questions and 10 ways to play, you can turn an ordinary afternoon into a hilarious squishy adventure.

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